I don’t know if the next Mass Effect is going to be called Mass Effect 4, or Mass Effect 5, or Mass Effect: A Different Subtitle, but I do know I’m going to scream if Shepard is in it. Well, more likely I’ll just roll my eyes and say “ugh,” before penning a 1,200 word essay on precisely why BioWare is wrong and I, as ever, am correct. The point is, we know little to nothing about it, and all we can do at this stage is speculate. But frankly, speculating about a game we know nothing about gets a little thin, and I’ve suggested enough changes or developments for games that have gone completely unheeded – remember my genius idea to have a Burnout game where you play as the road? – to know that devs aren’t actually listening to me. Despite the fact that I regularly spin gold. Sit a while, if you will, by my wheel as I weave yet another tale of potential and untapped greatness: Mass Effect needs to make a Doctor Chakwas spin-off.
