The new Pokemon Scarlet & Violet trailer just revealed a bunch of new details, including (deep breath now): the new Legendaries, the new Professors (smoking hot and also time travellers, by the way), a new co-op mode, non-linear storytelling, and a release date. Click all of those links to get the boring stuff out of the way, and then head back here for the good stuff: Lechonk. All you need to know about the upcoming launch of Gen 9 is that Lechonk will soon be in your life. If any harm comes to Lechonk I will slay you all until I have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
